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havetardiswilltimetravel:

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

You both like johnlock.

Stranger: Your t-shirts are very soft. SH

You: Er…thank you. Why, may I ask, do you know this? JW

Stranger: I’m in your laundry. SH

You: …which begs the same question of: WHY? JW

Stranger: Because your t-shirts are soft. SH

You: But you just said…nevermind. Sherlock, it’s been a long day, which is almost done, thank god. I’ll be home within the hour. What do you want? JW

Stranger: Biscuits, ethanol, you, cigarettes, bleach. SH

Stranger: Also duct tape. SH

You: Biscuits, yes. Ethanol, no. Me, of course. Cigarettes, no. Bleach, why? Duct tape, why? JW

Stranger: Ethanol and cigarettes, John. Yes. SH

You: Nope. Nothing but bad will come from those. JW

Stranger: Yes, or I’m never coming out of your hamper. SH

You: Brilliant. I’ll be able to watch Doctor Who without you talking over it and pointing out the ‘obvious scientific errors’. JW

Stranger: You are horrible, and I love you. SH

You: You are worse, and I love you, too. Will you order takeout tonight for when I get home? JW

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thescienceofjohnlock:

v-i-r-i-d-i-a-n-a:

newaindulac:

animal-e:

PLEASE HELP US!!!!!! REBLOG THIS!!!!

FINALLY SOMETHING ABOUT BRAZIL’S SITUATION ON MY DASHBOARD

WE’RE LIVING A REVOLUTION! WE’VE BEEN IN AN ALMOST CIVIL WAR STATE FOR TWO WEEKS! WHAT THE HELL, FOREIGNERS? TALK ABOUT US!

what the fuck is going on with brazil? why have I not heard of this?

The first I heard about this was a very short bit on BBC news this morning. Someone is not doing their job properly.

tigersandtriggers:

geniusorinsanity:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

This is the kind of shit that just really gets to me and pisses me off. How can you support the gay and lesbian community but then not us? It’s not that difficult to go educate yourself on bisexuality and what it means, and it is really not that difficult to understand. This is not some crazy kinky thing that people choose to do. We’re not some crazy attention whores who are confused and don’t know what we want. Are there some people out there who are confused? Sure. Are there some annoying immature girls out there who just want attention? Sure. Are there bisexual people out there who are promiscuous and jump from one to the other constantly? There are. But that doesn’t give anyone the right to generalize and stereotype all bisexuals as one. You are pegging an entire community of people as something bad, and something not to be taken seriously or even considered “real”, based upon the few who give us a bad reputation.

Generalizing entire communities of people is wrong. Don’t sit there and think you know what kind of person I am because you once witnessed a couple 13 year old girls that claimed to be bi and made out with one another at a party. Those aren’t the faces of bisexuality and that kind of behavior certainly does not represent me or what it means to be bisexual. This is a STEREOTYPE. And it’s WRONG and should NEVER be used as some kind of evidence against why you do not support or accept an entire group/community of people. 

Just admit that you are a close-minded and ignorant bigot.

This. If I hear one more person tell me that all bisexuals “just want het privilege” (or that bisexuals get het privilege, because hot damn is that a generalization that is untrue as fuck) I will cut a bitch.

I personally want to apologize to the bisexuals of the world. It’s not fair you are treated this poorly especially from the LGBT community (who should be embracing different sexualities and genders because we ALL are the minority. Plus what else do you fucking think the B means? (This is not to say straight people shouldn’t be supportive. And I am in no way trying to offend you.))

I love my bi-bros and sisters.

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